4 am trouble maker

Hello dear blog followers, my granddad reminded my mummy I have not blogged in a while so I am here, just well I am asleep, or pretending to be Amelia has her doctors kit out and if I am asleep she leaves me alone.

Sprite, if you believe that you really are silly, she will give you a diagnosis if you are asleep or awake, and growling at her does NOT work, she just laughs!

So dear people, it has been quite some time. My new fur sister Bella is settling in well even if someone did try and steal her (silly people, they would have soon bought her back!). I really am not sure on her if I'm asleep she wakes me up to nick my bed. Mum says sharing is caring and does move her occasionally but sometimes she lets her occupy my territory, Sprite, I do it so I can get some peace in the evening and more often then not YOU are upstairs with daddy or with mi so its not nicking it shes keeping it warm for you.

We took her up to the woods the other week, for the first time, joke was on her I was off my lead as soon as the car stopped and the door was opened, great fluffy pain had to stay on her lead I did nothing but wind her up!Running back and fourth to her and then jumping in deep muddy puddles where she could  not go despite her best efforts to drag mummy in. Daddy tried walking her but she would not behave and so was passed onto mummy, mummy takes no poop, even I know to behave.

Bella Von Grump has a naughty trick, she tries tripping people up as you go past her if the human has the audacity to ignore her, with me if I do not want to play, I get sat on and have to be rescued by mummy.

Thanks to Bella's constant ratting in the garden we both have fleas-the indignity of the rat rath, two baths three flea treatments, house being cleaned top to bottom and the kennels cleaned we still have them! I blame Bella well and truly! She kills rats and has stupidly thick fur, mums calling in the big guns apparently after pay day I dread to think what that is, I have images of a gun toting anti flea packing flea killing bio warfare.
No dearest boy just Advocate it kills fleas where YOU go saving me the hassle of yet again flea bombing the house!!

Its christmas time again, and mums working this year so hopefully better treats and food then last year-talk about meagre ! Dude you where fed watered and given gammon (much to my annoyance, and your stomachs later rebellion of said food) so be bloody greatful!
Hmmm, may be just maybe this year I might get some fantastic food on christmas day muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am sure I over heard her say to dad she was getting two turkey joints this year one for humans one for dogs I'm sure I did, plus its my birthday just before christmas so you never know!!

Oh I nearly forgot in my food related brain fuzz, we have fish, not the eating kind unfortunatly the sit and get hypnotised kind. Sadly lost a lot to white spot something which mum said made them loose there heads and the two tiger barbs then played with the heads in a game of keepy uppy????

White Spot is a parasitic disease which can kill if left untreated, unfortunatly we also had an ill timed spike in water quality which wiped out a population of 32 cardinal and Neon tetra, which some of the other fish, namely the barbs and danio then ate leaving only the heads , which the barbs then used as play things! Gross but true.

Any way I am not too fussed as I cant see much, but Bella is fascinated stupid mutt ( are you getting a theme reader, someone has his nose out of joint) likes to sit and watch them for hours and enjoys there food, ewwww it smells disgusting and looks like some sort of health food yuch! No thanks!

oh dear fishy oh dear fishy if you leap from the tank i eat thee ......oooooo shiny tinsel 

Get off my blog you furball go back to eating shiny inappropriate things! Grrrr rar wooof!

Really, she has the rudeness to get mum to type about her on my blog the audacity of some moving floor rugs!

The christmas tree is up but mums had to put it up high out the way because Bella Von Grump likes to eat the tinsel and harass the Santa's

But shiny things normally mean food sprite, look at crisp packets, there one in the bin I can get it to show you wait there.................

Uh, how about no, last time you went in the bin Bella you ate cooked chicken bone cake wrappers, Amelias yoghurt frube wrappers (yoghurt tubes) and a whole host of items which meant I had to then follow you for three days with the poo shovel when you went out!!!!

There is so much for mum to type on this catch up I doubt she will remember it all she is bear with little brains, oh hang on a really funny moment with Von Grump, mum was using the sewing machine and bella only went to lick the needle as it was going up and down stoooooooopid ! Mum was doing the looser sign to Bella for the next hour :)
 Any way the title of this missive comes from my antics at around 4 am, this morning, Mi is not well so in with mum and dad as she soaked her bed on saturday night and being so cold the beds yet to dry. Shes on her 'nest' beside them and I happen to sleep at her feet. Last night mum and dad kicked me off the bed because I have worked out how, from the bottom of the bed to work my way UNDER the covers of a night and occupy as much bed as possible, what? I can be clever sometimes! Any way, I was megga miffed and cold, so, I helped my self to Amelia's blankets, surreptitiously spy style ninja stealing them to my 'nest' I just got greedy and took them all. Amelia is like a burglar alarm loud and all at once she wailed at mum I had nicked her blankets and she was cold. I got a smacked bum and sent to my corner with a flea in my ear :( I have tried to make up for it with Amelia today but shes not having it I even left her alone with her biscuits not even scrounging a morsel unlike Von Grump the hearth rug!

So reader, you see the theme, Sprite really isnt keen on Boo, but she is here to stay despite her stupidity and destructive capabilities she is a very good dog with Amelia and allows her to do as much as she can to her and not turn a hair. She is a kind gentle is slightly brain lacking soul who just needed stability and care to bring her on, even her grandparents, adams parents have said how well she is doing. 

I have a new sister!

AND I AM NOT AMUSED!!

Just over a week ago a new furry fluffy annoying pain in my ass sauntered through my door!!

I knew something was up because in the previous week my grandparents came down and put up a double kennel, yes I am being MADE to stay in a kennel with run attached. Not amused at that, but it as nice to see my nanny and gramps and they called me beautiful and special-even if gramps did nearly screw me to the floor a few times!

Any way she arrived on the Friday, and I hated her, she was awful to me :( Mummy had to separate us a lot because shes was wanting to take top dog position and was biting me loads! I would of handed it over just to get her to leave me the hell alone!

Daddy had to go to work so it was left to mummy to sort us out, and she has she left us to it and Bella is now top dog :( she has even taken over looking out for Mi.

She has though respected my cushion,my special place to sleep on in the evening or during the day as its been too hot for me!

Shes staying despite the fact she is incredibly naughty - she ate FOUR sausage rolls the other night mummy was really really angry!

Well she's here shes staying and I guess I have to lump it, I actually am quite liking her shes all
right in small non ear grabbing doses.

Blog number two in two days!

Can tell mums outside enjoying the summer evenings.

I have been a fab little man today (sprite don't get all puffed up pride comes before a fall ya know) I retrieved a ball for terrified collie dog in the park!!! It wasn't far out in the lake but to far for him so I fetched it, and gave it back!!! Mum was very chuffed, until I got silly and chased a kingfisher away dad was watching.

Got home and auntie steph has given me a load of shadows old toys. There is three ruggers, an iggle piggle a ball and a teddy, I'm a very happy boy!!!

Now mum and dad are sat chilling, but arguing how is it possible to do both??
Its about august mostly mums just discovered how much my boosters n kennel cough are on top of my kennel fees . She's tried her hardest to be able to get me to go with them , even suggesting I dress as a human for the holiday but nope not happening.

She's getting very wound up which neither dad or I like :( . Ah well I'm now mithering at daisy, she's yapping again at something and nothing again!!!
(And now his tail is smoking, told you pride before a fall dude!) Cheers mother , but thank you for stopping it smoking!

I'm here getting toasty

How very rude mum got most of the way through my blog and it didn't save!!!!

Any who I'm lying here besides our new fire brazier thing, which mum had to light and get going as dads hopeless. It proper nice except the ash I'm going grey, and not in my normal reverse dalmation way. Mum brushes me off and I go roll in some more she's not impressed!

I had an awesome day yesterday with my hoomons I got to ride on the back seat with mi as we went done to salsbury plain, it was fab. Wet but fun, I got to roll in sticky stinky clay mud doing my plough impression. Mum laughed dad, I don't think dad was impressed!!!

It rained when we left, it rained when we got there, and it rained when we drove home.
It rained all feckin day, mum got a bit sad as she wanted to see Stonehenge a big ring of stones thing that's been there hundreds of years.

There were flat lanes, rutted lanes, watery lanes and a dads got no traction slipping around lane :) that was the best.

My fav bit of the day was the picnic, my favourite thing is picnics. Because of one thing cocktail sausages, but I hadn't bargained on mi eating the fecking lot before my beady eye and nose got in there.
Mum made it better, she let me have some chicken morsels oh they were gooooood!!! Will have to tell shadow to get steph to get some.

Mum got mi to sing an extreamly irratating song,cows go boom because there were cows grazing on the firing range (I didn't see any sad mopey looking people so what's firing?? ).
I had to stay on my lead so we didn't have any sprites go boom, and I was ok with it, but let mum know I wasn't happy!!!

Got home last night and we were all tired, and in the drive home my clay had dried out so mum groomed me quick and I was allowed on the bed!!!!!

Right dads adjustmicating the log burner thing so I think its time to go in. Ooooooo wait a mo you havnt read our random act of kindness, six months ago one of mis planters was taken. Today it reapeared with seeds in for moo, mum is still mistified who 'borrowed' it in the first place, but mums happy its back and mis happy she got seeds!!! Adios amigos time for bed xx

Ouchies!!

I am off to the devils later.

Started yesterday with mummy in a flap. Some one was leaving blood all over the place. How very rude!! She was in the middle of cooking tea too, oops. First she checked mi, who had something red on her foot 'I am doomed forever' howled sis- I went and watched the oven :). Turned out to be a bit of pepper, so attention was turned to me.

Now I don't like my feets being touched especially the front ones. I gets all jumpified if mum goes near em!!

So they tag teamed me, mi on my back stroking me whilst mum put pressure on me foot. I realised then it was me who was wounded!! Oh now the depression set on me as mum cleaned and bandaged me foot. To add insult to injury she,my mother, made me wear a pink sock :(

They have tried pressure and they have tried glue but its not worked so I am off to vets. Dad says I may have stitches but if that's the case then why didn't mum do it?
Because , mum here,my dearest boy you are a fidgit arse!!!!
I will update later on what's the damage.

Sprite again over to you, wha?! Sorry just eyeing my biccies, I am not pooping in protest at being taken to the vets! So I shall hold it in then poop on there doorstep!

Mum again, and this, dear reader is my son, my boy, there truly is no hope for him :)

UPDATE!!!!
I don't like the vet they made me wear pink! A pink bandage!!!!!!!!!
I also got pinned to the floor by four people yes four people. Still wagged my tail though. Dads not happy as it cost a lot of money. Granddad said they should take it out of my biccy money, ah no gramps!!! Weekend away cancelled everyones threatening me with being turned into a kebab :( 
I'm cuddled up with daddy now I really don't feel well :(

Hola!

I'm so sorry for my absence I am a bear with little brains after all.

Well not much has been occouring in my life.

Mum and dad have discovered a fantastic place to walk mi and me. It'd called tredegar park its got water, ducks and lots and lots space for me to run and be an idiot.

Also mum has started to time my morning run to go with aunty steph and uncle Dave. I get play time with my girlfriends then sleep the rest of the day.  It's ace.

It appears my sister likes my bed in the living room, I keep finding her on when she's watching tv! How very rude!!!!
Mum had said she will make mi a cushion to but I doubt she will use it, mine is too comfy.

I am worried about my sister though, she's stammering and can't talk properly. Mum has said she's having trouble at school, I can only give her hugs which seem to help her get a bit happier and settle down.

I had mum and aunty steph in stitches I managed to squeeze UNDER the dividing fence to get to shadow, the womble and daisy. Mum and Steph could not believe I managed :).

So dear followers I am well and am spriticus :) x

I have been a very bad boy!!

I have been a very very naughty boy.

Three times this week I have refussed to go back on my lead and pegged it.

First time I wanted to go play with the naughty collies and Venus. Mum was very angry and finally caught me with the bribe of seeing daddy, cruel mommy :(

Second time mum penned me in the reen to steep the one side so I had to give in-eventually.

Then yesterday was the worst by far. I ran across a main road narrowly avoiding being hit. Went to say hi to two ladies, they smelt of snack dog!!

The only thing is, I triggered the drs surgery door mech. Yep you guessed it went to say hi to the staff. Only I got mud absolutely everywhere!!!! It looked like a sprite race track! Paws prints over everything with tail swishes of mud up the walls. Mum was fuming she barely spoke to me for the remainder of yesterday shutting me in the garden :(
She still isn't happy today!!