Ouchies!!

I am off to the devils later.

Started yesterday with mummy in a flap. Some one was leaving blood all over the place. How very rude!! She was in the middle of cooking tea too, oops. First she checked mi, who had something red on her foot 'I am doomed forever' howled sis- I went and watched the oven :). Turned out to be a bit of pepper, so attention was turned to me.

Now I don't like my feets being touched especially the front ones. I gets all jumpified if mum goes near em!!

So they tag teamed me, mi on my back stroking me whilst mum put pressure on me foot. I realised then it was me who was wounded!! Oh now the depression set on me as mum cleaned and bandaged me foot. To add insult to injury she,my mother, made me wear a pink sock :(

They have tried pressure and they have tried glue but its not worked so I am off to vets. Dad says I may have stitches but if that's the case then why didn't mum do it?
Because , mum here,my dearest boy you are a fidgit arse!!!!
I will update later on what's the damage.

Sprite again over to you, wha?! Sorry just eyeing my biccies, I am not pooping in protest at being taken to the vets! So I shall hold it in then poop on there doorstep!

Mum again, and this, dear reader is my son, my boy, there truly is no hope for him :)

UPDATE!!!!
I don't like the vet they made me wear pink! A pink bandage!!!!!!!!!
I also got pinned to the floor by four people yes four people. Still wagged my tail though. Dads not happy as it cost a lot of money. Granddad said they should take it out of my biccy money, ah no gramps!!! Weekend away cancelled everyones threatening me with being turned into a kebab :( 
I'm cuddled up with daddy now I really don't feel well :(