I met a baby and I liked her!

Mum and dad went down to Somerset today to see Moo and Ted, THE best aunty and uncle ever : )

I was a very naughty boy on the way out mum went mental at me a we had to......

Before he tries to aim for the sympathy vote, he is a sod in the car all ways has been. We had to come home and get the dog guard, in the pouring rain! I then had to sit in the back to keep him bloody quite and calm!

Thanks mother!

We got to somerset, reaching moo and ted in 40 minutes in the driving rain and then stupidly bright sunshine.

I knew something was up and you know what it was, mum max and dad Paul turned up with baby Zena, shes lovely so so tiny. Mum was worried I would be to bouncy, but I WAS good as bloody gold wasn't I mum go on admit it - Yes you were honey very very good, for once!

After we had been there we went to Brean sands for me to have a good old run and for mum to get some drift wood, I wanted to 'help' carry some but she wouldnt let me :(

I would though like to say mum put them in the boot with me and it was like Christmas I had logs and planks all around my basket. But I was to tired though to enjoy them and went to sleep in my basket.

Any way mums had a drink and shes feeling tiddly so cant type straight, so to you all a good night.

I LOVE LEAVES!!!!

Had to share that! Our favourite tree on 19 hills has lost it leaves and mum had to explain to dad, my head burrowing in the leaves is my version of Mi throwing them in the air :)

I have not been well, I have had an eye infection the last week but its finally cleared up. Mum says it was pink eye but I don't know why its called that, it was painful! More than one morning mum had to pry my eye open first thing, mi kept doing pirate impressions I am guessing she was taking the micky!!

Mum treated it with cold tea, and it worked, bugger paying the devil £30 quid to get eye drops!

Mini moos been poorly this weekend, shes had a bad cough and stinking cold so I have been on mutt guard to look after her.

Not much else to report been a typical week!

So here is a poem to pass the time.

This week I have been a pirate,
Eye gunked shut argh ha ha, yo ho!

I have dragged mum through the mud
Twisted her ankle boy she did cuss

Ploughed through the leaves
My version of toss game I guess

Mum won an award for her volunteering
yes it true
She even  bought me chicken home from the buffet
It was delicious.

Showed dad my retrieve skills
With my tennis ball and flinger
He watched as mum launched
And I fetched
I am getting better you see!

So thats my week
In words and pictures
Me my family and fun!

BB guns bloody hurt!!!

Lets just say being a moving target is not funny! It was NOT intentional It was an ACCIDENT! 

Just before he considers phoning the RSPCA! There was hardly any power behind it, he is a drama queen!! 

My bum has a bruise and I aint happy, I will get my revenge mwah ha ha woof!!

That was yesterday and today is a new day! 

Amelia has a imaginary lion pet called Leo, I am a bit unhappy as it appears to have replaced me and even has his own pillow by her bed!!

How rude, I dont even get that! hmmmm 

Tonight, I am curled up with  mum under my thunder blanket, hiding from the horrid horrid fireworks. 

under my blankie :)

This morning though I had a jolly good laugh mum came back from dropping titch to school and she shouted up the stairs (where I was with dad) that if I got my bum moving we could meet up with Shadow, Old charl and little Charlie and have a play date! 

Well that was it I was down the stairs and heading for door faster than lightning, buuuuuuuuuut mum had to put my collar on, that takes up valuable play time grrrrrrrr. 

I dragged mum up the road and I got to play for 45 minutes chasing Shadow up and down the field like a man thing. I bloomin loved it I did! Although, Shadow plays rough and she batted me in the face and I have a cut above my eye.

I kept playing, I didnt want to stop mum was enjoying the company whilst walking she was jabbering away to aunty Steph, our next door neighbour.

Well its been a good day, so I am signing off dad will be home so will need bouncing on as soon as the door opens!

N night peeps!

theres a storm brewing

According to the weather man, or people as mum says its nice to be correct.

Not written a blog in a few days as there has been nothing to really write about.

Mum went out yesterday with stidge for a few hours, without telling me where and left me with daddy I cried and I cried, dad was relieved to get mum home tee hee!

I laid up with mum as she had a bad headache so I came down for tea then went back up to be with her.

There was thunder last night and mums sciatica was playing up so she was in the spare room, and me i was that scared i tried to hide under her blanket, needless to say she wasnt happy!

We woke up this morning and mum was like, what was all the fuss about?????
Calm as a mill pond, dad pointed out to her we were likely to be in the eye of the storm, storms can see? Wow, so they know that they are going to hit somewhere, surely if thats the case why cant they ring ahead?? Mums rolling her eyes at me, what so they have eyes, but no arms?? Makes no sense to me, I will just look cute and ignore her trying to explain it as it sounds more than my brain can handle!

Late this morning we ventured up to the woods in order to let me burn some energy off ahead of keeping us in tomorrow. I was put into the boot by dad, mum was on the back seat I did not want to be in the boot, so as soon as dad stopped at the coldra lights I hopped over!
We went up to wentwood, and the storm really picked up when we started out, I didnt care, but titch was struggling in the mud and dads off the beaten path routes (they where marked but overgrown), didn't help.

I was tracking something, not sure what and I think I tripped all I know is I have a very sore paw thats quite swollen and tender.

Mum timed me out when we got home as I kept pestering her in the kitchen so i got put in the crate for half an hour :( :(

This evening I have watched one man and his dog, the whistling had me interested, mum said I would have to learn to listen before we could try it!

well we have just been up to move mi mi, the wind has picked up and spooked her so I am going to sign off as she is now in the spare room, I will sleep in with her for reassurance.

Its raining its pouring I dont like walking!

Mornin me dears! Its raining again mum says its Wales lump it, how cruel??

Yesterday I went out for my morning walk with mum up to 19 Hills and I went for my normal swim, well it was not a swim yesterday it was a bloomin attempt to keep alive! I dived head first and nearly drowned. Mum was laughing her head off, whilst I managed to save myself thank you for no help mum, and I had throw up a load of water. Mum wasn't laughing then!!

Any ways I went out in the afternoon with titch and I had to stay on my lead because it was so wet mum didn't want titch getting to wet.

We got to meet my mate Grif, the border collie cross whilst we were in the woods mum knew it was him because her wears a red bandanna, Grif was off his lead and I couldn't play! Miffed is an understatement........

Mum here, Sprite couldn't go off his lead in the woods because on one side of the path is a steep drop thats been partially washed away with the rain. I was concerned he would knock Mi down the hill!

Thank you mum for your in put!! We toddled home via the play park but didn't stop there long as there older boys there that where making me wary and annoying mum with the language. As we were leaving we spotted some people walking there dogs in the basket ball court which clearly states no dogs allowed. Perhaps its because we chase and eat balls I dunno, but mum had her wig off about it.

Well today they made me walk in the rain again, so I cried and whimpered then did something so incredibly naughty I made mi face plant in a humongous puddle where a drain had blocked in a car park.


Any ways I must go sleep is for me now!

Oh mum found this care of labradors worldwide, its not hers but she likes it!

before I go to bed

Mum did this so she can stop explaining it to people, I am also partially sighted so give me a break!