I LOVE LEAVES!!!!

Had to share that! Our favourite tree on 19 hills has lost it leaves and mum had to explain to dad, my head burrowing in the leaves is my version of Mi throwing them in the air :)

I have not been well, I have had an eye infection the last week but its finally cleared up. Mum says it was pink eye but I don't know why its called that, it was painful! More than one morning mum had to pry my eye open first thing, mi kept doing pirate impressions I am guessing she was taking the micky!!

Mum treated it with cold tea, and it worked, bugger paying the devil £30 quid to get eye drops!

Mini moos been poorly this weekend, shes had a bad cough and stinking cold so I have been on mutt guard to look after her.

Not much else to report been a typical week!

So here is a poem to pass the time.

This week I have been a pirate,
Eye gunked shut argh ha ha, yo ho!

I have dragged mum through the mud
Twisted her ankle boy she did cuss

Ploughed through the leaves
My version of toss game I guess

Mum won an award for her volunteering
yes it true
She even  bought me chicken home from the buffet
It was delicious.

Showed dad my retrieve skills
With my tennis ball and flinger
He watched as mum launched
And I fetched
I am getting better you see!

So thats my week
In words and pictures
Me my family and fun!

My poor ears!!

My beloved mother knows how to torture me at times!

This morning she volunteered me for entertainment at a friends house whilst she popped to do some last minute shopping for a very special girls birthday.

She has two kidlets, one mi's age the other a little younger and much like a rather bouncy puppy!

I got to play all morning, tag, chase, fetch climbing frame, horsey and make them laugh. The little boy had a thing for my tail but seeing as I cant feel the thing where he was stomping on it, I didnt fuss ne bother but I did give him a proper tongue bath-much to his enjoyment. Mum spent most of the time looking very very frustrated by the kidlets noise and energy so much so she says she has a sore throat tee hee, yeah cheers dog!

We had a time out corner, which mum put us all in at some point, me included what? I had only sat on mis face and farted, whas wrong with that?????

Time came for me to go home with dad, as the kids where feeding me pastry which poor mum has had to put up with the smell from all evening, i luves pastry but it hates me! BOO HISS :(

I spent the afternoon cuddling mi on mum and dads bed as she was so tired she was crying her heart out, i didnt like it, mi only cries when shes tired or ill.

I have to say Carys-Ann is my new second fav child, she was so wonderful gave the best hugs and kisses and did as my mum told her, although her patting needs working on, she is a little rough, i forgive her shes only small.

I have been asking when are we going back mum dosnt answer, i know she and mi will be going back but why not me? Because me dear darling sprite, you think you are a human, and can play like a human but you are a dog a DOG, and a bloomin big one at that! 

I am in my basket, mum was going to watch Marley and me but chose not to because its very sad and has a dog like me in it.

Any ways im in my basket, chilling out snoring acting all cool

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I missed the best bit of my day! Because i was good this morning i got a whole flipping sausage in my tea tonight ooooh it was nice :)
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